Hello o: I'm Sammi :3

catesbaei:

clavid:

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Time it perfectly and you’ll be laughing for ages

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brazilians:

colouredlights:

mamatoldmenotto:

celebrity photobombs

chris rock lookin at rihanna tho……. thirsty much??

#13 I LITERALLY CAN’T 😂😂

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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thatseanguyblogs:

hoganddice:

onlylolgifs:

Realistic Historical Sword Fighting

Shoutout to the fuckwits who think longswords were all about random hacking and slashing.

1: yup. Here’s a toast to the douchebags. lol

2: Those are hand and a half broads, not longswords.

3: The trust… damn. Full tilt sparring like that with live steel is terrifying enough without the weapons being fucking broadswords. Well played.

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elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via clockworkwillow)

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baby-in-an-over-coat:

frustration-squared:

satyr-hyped:

nethesem:

cosplayandgeekstuff:

Major Sam Cosplay (Australia) as Jessica Rabbit.

Selfie and

Photo II by: Chris from Volk Photography

Photo III by: Lorenzo So Photography

Holy shit you are doing it right…

Oh my stars.

Christ

DAMN

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curiosity-killed-meulin:

Welcome to my Headcanon

(Audio taken from Teen Titans, episode Aftershock Pt. I)

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imminentdeathsyndrome:

appledoze:

"Men can’t be abused by women because they’re stronger."

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"Men can’t be raped by women because if they really don’t want it they won’t get an erection."

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"Female on male rape is not as traumatic as male on female rape."

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"Female on female rape does not exist."

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vinesnow:

Lmao Holy sht
(best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

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how to get an art style

gingerhaze:

You draw a lot. One day, you draw a bit that is sort of different from how you were drawing it before, almost by accident. You look at it and think “oh, I like how that looks.” Then the next time you draw something you try to do that again, only more so. Then again and again until you are doing it all the time, because you like it that way. Sometimes this happens without you really even noticing.

Repeat forever.

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micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

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